Sunday, February 13, 2005

Sunday Morning II

Sidewalks are not a farmer's problem. That state of affairs is the concern of city slickers who choose to decorate their urban environment with concrete.

Now i'm not making any disparaging comments about sidewalks, here. I think they're nice. In fact, I prefer walking on concrete paths to romping in mud and puddles. Paved footpaths keep the house cleaner when you enter after a stroll in the rain.

And by the way, have you ever wondered why it was named a sidewalk? Why not a trackrun? Or a skippath? A stroll way would sound more romantic, wouldn't it?

Most paved foot boulevards are flat. Oh, they go uphill and downhill and occassionally tilt to one side or the other, but, generally, the surface is flat regardless of the direction they transverse. Asphalt stride-sides are a bit like life which can take any direction it chooses, merely go around a block or walk itself downtown, has its ups and its downs, and sometimes tilts precariously to one side or the other. If folks thought about life as being a sidewalk it would be much easier to get around.

Have you noticed that sidewalks avoid traffic injuries? They stop at each corner and let the next fellow [ section 214617 CB 203, LOT 1485A ] take the weight of pedestrians after they cross the street. They have a strict code of ethics about that -- not infringing on other's rights. That way, they don't overburden themselves with the moral issues of the whole city. They pay attention, solely, to their small block and that's it.

Come to think about it: Have you ever heard a sidewalk complain about who is walking on it? I'm sure, a paved footpath, being what it is, has a great passion about this issue. If one could communicate in cement linguistics, they might catch a whisper or two that sounded like: "Oh, my aching back. Tony Heviwaite gained 24 pounds this week which puts him well over the 300-pound mark. He walked over me not once, not twice, but 15 times today." You might hear something like that. I doubt though, we'd hear a crack about "Moral degenerates. How dare they walk this way."

Sidewalks do cut corners, sometimes. I've seen it happen in those cul de sacs. We all know that a cul de sac looks like a wide U-turn and takes the walker back the way he's already come. It kind-a forces you to retrace your footsteps and figure out how you got into this blind alley which has only one outlet. For those who want to go around in circles, cul de sacs are OK.

But to enjoy unrestricted travel opportunities, pedestrians must be encouraged to explore all avenues. Sidewalks are generally like that. They travel in all directions and allow you to choose your destination without interference.


I rather imagine if life were a sidewalk there would be more tolerance for another's point of view.

But then, farmer's don't worry about sidewalks. They merely plant seeds and allow them to grow. If city slickers and farmers could get together, the farmer's wisdom about the environment might whistle us past some of our more cemented-in concepts.

For the farmer knows that God's sunlight shines on both the beneficial and the poisonous plants -- equally
.
Chae

4 Comments:

At 5:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOOO!!

 
At 10:46 AM, Blogger Very Important Fish said...

I thought this was fun. I loved the different names for sidewalks. I thought you were not going to us the word sidewalk after your first foray into making up different terms. I really liked the analogy of sidewalk as life and the idea of all the different thoughts just being different paths. I am very surprised at the BOOO!! comment! I thought this was a really enjoyable piece.
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Very

 
At 7:05 AM, Blogger Dad said...

I grew up on the south side of Pittsburgh, PA. There were sidewalks everywhere...most were your typical flat and framed concrete types...but a few were made of bricks, cobble stones and the like. These gave the walk a nice appearance...a variation, you might say.
Being in the inner city we did not see alot of green plant life as such. One elderly lady decided she wanted grass and flowers. With a trip to the local hardware store purchased the necessary supplies to complete her dream.
She painted her side walk grass green...then on the base of her house she painted flowers of all sizes, shapes and colors. She even painted a small sign that read "Keep Off My Grass".
That was many years ago but the green sidewalk remains today.

 
At 11:10 PM, Blogger chaetoons said...

Thank You very much for this wonderful picture-window on south side Pittsburgh!
I can just see the painted grass and the sign reading "Keep Off My Grass" is wonderful.
Thank You for sharing.
Chae

 

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