Wardrobe Malfunction

I can't even imagine a wardrobe malfunctioning but evidently the Super Bowl promoters can. They'll be happy to know one of the new Fall fashion colors is flesh-colored brown.

After the J.J. Brouhala at halftime last year, they're a bit nervous. Like mega-nervous. So they're taking their cue from Airport Security Maneuvers and screening Paul McCartney right down to his BVD's.

Even though he promised not to sing: Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, it is reported that a sextet of vetters, (as if scrutinizing the lyrics with the Hubble Telescope wasn't enough), have sang every word of the songs on McCartney's proposed list out loud. One of the sextet sang the lyrics to a ragtime rhythm, two of the vetters sang the words with a jazzy beat, one of the sextet thought he was a symphonist and the remaining two sang off-key. All sounded like plucked strings. Liverpool never heard it so good.

Evidently, they were not hunting for WMD's, but were searching for Indecent Exposure.

The six-member Vetting Team Choir also performed similar musical renditions of songs that will be performed by the Black Eyed Peas, Gretchen Wilson and the Charlie Daniels Band.
Wardrobe Malfunction©2005 Chaeli Sullivan